DC’s Black Adam Movie Review for People with Short Attention Spans [May Contain Spoilers]

I watched the Black Adam movie. This a review for people with short attention spans and one that probably maybe contains spoilers. The movie is definitely a movie, and The Rock nailed playing an antihero.

  • Can you smell that The Rock has zero chill in this movie?
  • Bro…that body count tho.
  • “The gates of Hell are filled with the screams of his victims.”
  • Hawkman? How about Helluva-Chin-Man!
  • ‘Alright alright, I’ll take a nap, but NOT because you want me to!’ *pouts*
  • ‘Oh ok, you speak perfect English now? That’s what’s up.’
  • When you’re 23 seconds into your tactical 3D presentation, and your homie starts punching bad guys in the face.
  • ‘But seriously, who’s gonna pay for the damages to this apartment? And why do we still live here?’
  • Aldis Hodge made Hawkman look cool like what Khal Drogo did for Aquaman.
  • ‘Hey, there’s this great new thing called a door.’
  • Is that a cassette player? Wait, what year is this??
  • Is that a sonic jet with vertical takeoff and a detachable multi-passenger submarine craft? Wait, what year is this??
  • Go for Hawkman’s wings and mace work. Stay for the post credits scene.

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Michael P Wright is a Content Creator, Retired USAF Cyber Guy, and Black American Dad. michaelpwright.com/hi

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Michael P Wright

Michael P Wright is a Content Creator, Retired USAF Cyber Guy, and Black American Dad. michaelpwright.com/hi